[Yooper67]

Two nuns had run out of has on a country road.
They didn't have a gas can in the trunk but did find an old bedpan.
"Praise the Lord...it's better than nuthin'"
They walked to up the road to a gas station, filled up the bedpan, and walked carefully back to their car.
Carefully using a funnel and tilting the bedpan, they were doing a good job putting enough gas into the tank to get them to town.
As the nuns were about halfway through, two Baptist ministers drove up and noticed what they were doing.
One minister said to another, "Joe, next time we run out of gas let's hope Father Joe or another Catholic priest is with us!!"