GRANDMAS DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING......
Little Curtis was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that thing called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'
She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling.' Little Curtis just said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse; it's called Bunk Beds and Austin's Mom wants to talk to you.'
