Number 10
>>> Life is sexually transmitted.
>>>
>>> Number 9
>>> Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
>>> die.
>>>
>>> Number 8
>>> Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
>>> an erection, make him a sandwich.
>>>
>>> Number 7
>>> Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person
>>> to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
>>>
>>> Number 6
>>> Some people are like a Slinky . Not really good for anything, but
>>> you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
>>>
>>> Number 5
>>> Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
>>> dying of nothing.
>>>
>>> Number 4
>>> All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
>>> attention to Criticism.
>>>
>>> Number 3
>>> Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial
>>> tax cut saves you $30.00?
>>>
>>> Number 2
>>> In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
>>> world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
>>>
>>> And The Number 1 Thought :
>>>
>>> We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located
>>> among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't
>>> got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and
>>> terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Dept. of Agriculture in
>>> charge of Immigration.
>>> __________________________________________________ _____
>>> >>>
