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Old 12-12-2008, 02:33 PM   #64 (permalink)
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A fellow stopped by to visit with his friend that was a druggist.



His friend wanted to know how things were going, and the fellow shared with him that his wife just never was in the mood for bed time playfulness.



The druggist friend said that he could fix her mood and proceeded to mix up a concoction to add to any drink before bed time.



The fellow went home and right before bed time asked is wife if she would like a nice glass of warm milk. She said yes, and he mixed in the concoction with the milk.



Thinking only as a man that knew he was in for a blissful evening, he decided if it would work wonders for her, just exactly what would it do for him. He mixed some of the concoction in his drink also.



After consuming their warm milk, the couple climbs in bed and pulls the covers up for a peaceful evenings sleep enhanced by the warm milk. The man was waiting to see if the concoction would yield the desired results.



After a few minutes, the wife threw back the bed covers and said "My gosh, I NEED a MAN!"













The fellow said "So DO I"
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