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The zoo had an aging female Ape that was the last know survivor of her unique species. Her male partner had been impotent for several years and they had no offspring to keep the species going.

The zoo keepers got together to formulate a plan to allow the female ape to produce at least one offspring to ensure the specie would not die out with her.

After being rejected by other zoo keepers, and facing a severe shortage of funding, they got their heads together one more time to come up with a solution that would fit their pocket book. Jim, the assistant zoo keeper, suggested that they get his Pollack friend Frank to service the female ape. He said that Frank was a large, hairy specimen and had many features similar to the female ape. The staff agreed and brought Frank in the next day to discuss their proposal.

They told Frank what they would like for him to do and there would be $200 involved in the process. Frank asked for a couple of days to consider before giving an answer.

Couple days later, Frank came in to further discuss the deal. Frank said first, I won't have to kiss her, will I? The staff said No. Secondly said Frank, if there is offspring, the ape won't be named after me will it? I would be embarrassed if anyone found out. The staff reassured Frank that would not happen. After, rubbing his chin and taking a close look at the female ape, Frank said, can you give me couple weeks to come up with the two hundred dollars?