An Indian walked into a trading post and asked for toilet paper.
The clerk asked if he would like, No Name, Charmin, or White Cloud.
White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper, said the Indian.
How much is it? $1.00 a roll, the clerk replied.
That seems pretty expensive, responded the Indian.
What about the others?
Charmin is $2.00 a roll, and No Name is 50 cents a roll.
The Indian didn't have much money so he opted for the No Name.
Whithin a few hours he was back at the trading post.
I have a name for the No Name toilet paper, he announced to the clerk.
We shall call it John Wayne.
Why? asked the confused clerk.
Cause it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no crap off Indians.
