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A prominent member of Congress is out for a drive in the countryside; her chauffeur is keeping the ride smooth.
Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on, and the car comes to a stop...
Nancy, in her usual charming manner, says to thechauffeur: 'You get out and check - you were driving.'
The chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead but it was old.
'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Nancy.
Two hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled
with a big grin on his face.
'My God, what happened to you?' asks Nancy.
The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me.'
'What on earth did you say?' asks Nancy .
'I just knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them: 'I'm Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow.'
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Neal P. Murphy
Salem, Virg.
Anger and intolerance are the twin enemies of correct understading. -- Mohandas Ghandi
When a thing is true, there is no need to use any arguments to substantiate it. -- Vinoba Bhave
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