The perfect chance to smoke someone!...

The perfect chance to smoke someone!...

05-20-2003, 08:22 AM

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The perfect chance to smoke someone!...

And I lack the ability!!!

I was coming home from work The roads are wet, and it is just misting. I get passed by this Mexican bass boat of a chevy 1500..and it's white. Tinted windows and a sticker of Calvin Hobbs pissing on a Dodge and flipping me off. He gets just in front of me in the left lane and stays there. I slow down he slows down. I speed up a little, he does the same, then he sticks me in traffic behind a blue hair, and keeps us all at 10 under the speed limit. The blue hair exits the highway, and there is my chance. Open road for a couple of miles. Plenty of power to jump ahead of him (and I did) BUT NO SMOKE!!

I am now accepting donations to aid in making sure that there are no stock CTD's on the road. Please send $$ or modified injectors to the Church of SSD (Sticks Smokin' Diesels). Your contribution of just $35.60 (a dime a day) from each member will install modified injectors in over 1,060 stock CTDs.

Please do your part to make sure that there are no CTD's out there that can't smoke when they need to.

This is meant for entertainment purposes only. SSD does not exist and this is not an actual solicitation for money or parts.

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02 3500 ETH/DEE, Jammer 3 injectors, Snow Perf. Water/Meth inject, Edge Comp, FASS, SB Clutch, Source Automotive Twins (HX35 over S400), ARP Studs, HTT 3pc Manifold, Rip Rook 4" exhaust, US Gear D-Celerator exhaust brake.

I'm back after many years with my nose to the grind wheel.

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