Bush will probably lose

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Bush will probably lose the election.
Here are the reasons I make that prediction.

1. There are over two million Muslims in this country.
They are banding together to try to remove Bush from office.

2. Nobody really knows how many Communists are in this country, but there are probably more
Communists than Muslims. They too want to remove Bush from office.

3. Nobody knows how many Homosexuals are in this country.
They also want Bush removed from office.

4. The Reverend Jesse Jackson is trying to get all black people to vote for Kerry.
Unfortunately, millions of them are uninformed, and will follow his instructions.

5. Over half of the registered Democrats in this country are "yellow dog democrats".
If you don't know what a yellow dog democrat is. That is one that always votes a straight
Democrat ticket no matter who is running, or what the issues are.
In other words, they would vote for a yellow dog if it were running as a Democrat.

God help us survive the next four years.