Subject: President Bush and the...Indians ;- )
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> President Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the American
> Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona. He spoke for almost an hour on his
> future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of
> living. He referred to his career as Governor of Texas, how he had signed
> "YES" 1,237 times - for every Indian issue that came to his desk for
> approval.
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> Although the President was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most
> enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his "red brothers". At the
> conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the President with a plaque
> inscribed with his new Indian name â?? Walking Eagle. The proud President
> then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.
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> A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to
> select the new name given to the President. They explained that Walking
> Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of **** it can no longer fly.