Take the Quiz!

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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?


Here is a little test that will help you decide.



The answer can be found by posing the following scenario and question:



You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the

corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,

raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal

40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he

reaches you and your family.



What do you do?



Democrat's Answer:



Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!



Does the man look poor? Or oppressed?



Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?



Could we run away?



What does my wife think?



What about the kids?



Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of

his hand?



What does the law say about this situation?



Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?



Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does

this send to society and to my children?



Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?



Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to

wound me?



If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away

while he was stabbing me?



Should I call 9-1-1?



Why is the street so deserted and why are we on it?



We need to raise taxes, have a paint-and-weed day and make this a

happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.



This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a

few days and try to come to a consensus.



Republican's Answer:



BANG!



Southern Republican's Answer:



BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click .....

(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

click.



Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or

Hollow Points?



Son: "Git-r-Dun, Pop! Can ! I shoot the next one?!"



Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"