This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota,
> >Florida...
> > An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her
> >car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She
> >dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out
of the car!"
> >
> >The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and
> >ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her
> >shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat.
> >She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.
> >She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why...For the same
> >reason she did not understand why there was a football, a frisbee and
> >two 12 packs in the front seat...
> >
> >A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces
> >farther down.She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police
> >station to report her mistake.
> >
> >The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't
> >stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four
> >pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described
> >as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair and
> >carrying a large handgun.
> > No charges were filed.
> > MORAL OF THE STORY?
> > If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it memorable.
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