Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for '08

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Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for '08

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:30 to 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship.
Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15 to 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding: Barney Frank Presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally.
Cindy Sheehan, Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech.
The proper etiquette for surrender
French President Jacques Chirac.

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit
Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund.

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom
fighters from Guantanamo Bay: Sean Penn.

9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military;
A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:50 P.M. Presentation to Dan Rather
"The Truth in Broadcasting" award
presented by Michael Moore

9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld
brought down the World Trade Center Towers:
Howard Dean

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton
by Mahmud Ahnadinejad

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet

11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals: John Kerry

11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs.Hillary Rodham Clinton

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

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Rick