God here.
As you all know I anointed Dubya to be President the last couple times. And I had great hopes for him. Right off the bat he seemed a bit lazy and vacation prone, but then came September 11th, 2001. I thought Dubya finally would settle down and actually act Presidential. Didn't happen, and he ended up being quite a disappointment and at times very annoying. Dubya broke so many of my commandments that he and I are going to have a long talk when his time comes. All that killing and torture and lying and lack of concern for my children really put me off.
Well Dubya's time in the spotlight is over. He's gone back to that hot as hell and desolate place in Texas he so seems to love. Might help him get acclimated to another place that he'll most likely end up in, unless he changes his ways.
And today my children, you have a newly elected American Citizen chosen by yours truly to be your leader. You will need to help this Good Man fix the ills of this country that Dubya had a heavy hand in creating, and perhaps even the ills of the whole world. He has so much potential, and an open and happy and loving heart. He is a Good Man.
Oh, and by the way some of you folks seem to think that people who believe in a different religion or have different skin color aren't good people or equals to yourself. Well, I'm here to tell you that all people of this world are my children and were created in my likeness. Do you think I am White, or Brown, or Yellow or another color? And all religions were created by me. And so when a Christian prays, or a Muslim prays, or a Hindu prays, they are praying to me.
Please try to follow my teachings and commandments, and remember the Golden Rule. I'd like to meet each and everyone one of you in my promised land.
Love,
God
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