My New Truck Radio

[HBarlow]

MY NEW TRUCK

I bought a new Dodge Lone Star Edition a year ago. The OEM in-dash radio was acting up recently so I took it in to the selling dealer. The service writer explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, "Ray Charles", and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome old songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light in front of me and I struggled to stop in time avoid him. In anger, I muttered "*** Hole!" Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States ."

Damn, I love my Dodge truck.......

Credit is due to some unknown guy on the NuWa HitchHiker website who I stole this from. He was also a Dodge owner so I only had to edit him post in a minor way.